In which CNN suddenly becomes interested in trans porn
The Mark Robinson scandal has blown TF up and made Trump look like a fool
Trans people are in the news again. And not in the “Here is the latest Republican legislature to vote in some new anti-trans laws.” Oh no. More like “North Carolina Governor candidate expresses love for trans porn while simultaneously decrying the existence of trans people.”
You may recall the odious words of “Pastor” Mark Robinson, Lieutenant Governor of North Carolina and current GOP candidate for Governor. He was the one who said trans women shouldn’t be allowed in bathrooms and should be forced to piss and shit in a back alley where they belong. Not a direct quote but you get the gist. Very dehumanizing. Very fascist. One could say NAZI if he weren’t Black.
Well have I got some news for you! “Pastor” Mark Robinson not only loves trans porn, but loves banging his wife’s sister and also self-identifies as a “Black Nazi”, an oxymoron if there ever was one. All of this was lovingly written by Robinson back in 2011 on his “Nude Africa” account where he was registered under his own name.
And there was more. So, so much more. So much more, in fact, that CNN refused to print much of it out of respect for their viewers and readers. But Meidas Touch has got you covered if you want to know more. But be warned, this stuff is radioactive.
Robinson, of course, remains unrepentant because what is a Republican other than a holier than thou “Rules for thee but not for me” flaming hypocrite? He claims that AI wrote those messages back in 2011. You know, when AI was simply a concept of science fiction writers and a long term project of computer scientists and developers but not anywhere close to reality (I remember a college friend talking about his AI experiments back in 1989 because I’m that old). Because apparently AI knows how to travel back in time and plant salacious comments on porn websites. It’s really that amazing!
“I like watching tranny on girl porn! That’s f*cking hot! It takes the man out while leaving the man in!” Robinson’s AI wrote. “And yeah I’m a ‘perv’ too!”
Oh by the way, this is the same guy who was so well known to adult video store employees that he had his own special “Mark Robinson” porn watching room complete with built-in pizza oven so he could enjoy his favorite deep dish without having to interrupt his enjoyment of watching pre-operative trans women having sex with cis women.
“If you’re a man on Friday night, and all the sudden Saturday, you feel like a woman, and you want to go in the women’s bathroom in the mall, you will be arrested, or whatever we gotta do to you,” Robinson’s AI said at a campaign rally in February 2024. “We’re going to protect our women.”
I mean the mind truly boggles how this guy managed to became Donald Trump’s favorite Black man. How he became “bigger than MLK” in Trump’s mind. Twice the size, in fact. Or maybe three times. He’s gonna protect OUR wimmenfolk, didja hear that Meemaw?
I very much doubt that there will be roads and highways in America named after Mark Robinson. Unless, of course, it’s the Mark Robinson Scenic Highway to Hell and Back. Brought to you by the Federal Highway Administration and the Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act, of course. Thanks, Joe Biden!
Because this Mark Robinson guy? This guy is the VERY kind of “degenerate” that Christianists and Evangelicals tell us is going STRAIGHT! TO! HELL! He’s a porn addict! He’s an adulter! He’s a bald-faced liar!
But wait! Mark Robinson has played the Get Out of Hell Free card by becoming a Very Holy Pastor AND A Republican to boot! Curses, foiled again! We know all it takes for MAGAs to completely forget your sordid and disgusting past is to become a Very Fine Republican (tm). I mean Cheeto Jesus didn’t become Cheeto Jesus by accident. Because it’s ALWAYS Ok If You’re A Republican.
The Supreme Court even decided that IOKIYAR is settled law, ok? Don’t argue, just accept it. Plans are now in the works to replace “Equal Justice Under Law” to “It’s Ok If You’re A Republican” over the Supreme Court’s facade.
All of this to say if you’re into trans porn, THAT’S OK (but it’s not OK to use the T-word slur when referring to trans women, got that CNN?). If you’re into gay porn, THAT’S OK (especially if you’re in the Bible Belt where gay porn is most popular). Hell if you’re into whatever porn you’re into that’s PERFECTLY FINE as long as nobody is getting hurt and everyone is over the age of consent.
But what is NOT OK is being a Republican hypocrite that does everything in their power to absolve their OWN GUILT by projecting their shame onto the objects of their desires and destroying their lives in their process while proclaiming themselves to be the arbiters of “Biblical morality” and “family values”.
Oh, and paying for your current wife’s abortion while promising to make abortion illegal when you win the election?
That is DEFINITELY NOT OK.